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Some people have asked to read the commencement address I delivered this morning to the 2013 graduates of Butler University. So here it is.

My own commencement speaker, who shall remain nameless, began with a lame joke about how these speeches only come in two varieties: Short and bad. This…

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Whoa.

(Created by redditor valeriepieris.)

So I have a listography page and this is one of my “lists.” I figured it looked tumblr worthy so here it is err body! Every lesson here is not just some nice sentiment but particular areas I’ve failed in doing, stumbled to fix or just overlooked out of pride. But by making it a definite list I hope I can always refer back to this page and remember these life lessons. Seriously, my memory is the worst, haha. :)

Pray for me please, just as I am praying for you! 

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The New Revised Standard Texting Version

you had one job eve.

(Source: dansp)

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missmellieryan:

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missmellieryan:

That’s the thing about ham, it demands to be eaten.

My thoughts are hams I cannot fathom into sandwiches

I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of eating ham.

‘It’s a metaphor, see: You put the ham right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to be delicious.’

“And in that moment, I swear we are ham.” 

Wait. Wrong book.

(via bryarly)

scottspork:

Vicious cycle

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transmann:

My dad at 29, me at 2 weeks. Me at 29, my boy at 2 weeks. 

this has got to be the best thing i have seen on tumblr so far, i love this way too much. 

(Source: tuamaegosta, via bryarly)